Thursday, September 22, 2005

The Jonah Syndrome

Do we have a modern-day Jonah situation here? I mean, heck, is it entirely unreasonable to think that God's sending Rita towards Houston, because someone who evacuated there from New Orleans isn't following through with direct orders from God?

Dude, whoever you are, go to Vegas (modern-day Ninevah) and preach your message.

Rolling stench-filled waters of LAMENESS!!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

No Lame List!?!?!?!

After waiting for 6 years to see a "new" episode of Almost Live! I must say I was HUGELY disappointed. No, not totally, as the show was really, really, really, un-Lame in general. Overall, I'd give the reunion show a B+ -- mainly because it made me really, really, really miss the show, and want so badly for them to resurrect it. Oh, and Bill Nye the Science Guy really got Keister good. Payback, I'm sure, for the whole "Shoes... For those men who dress up like women" skit, in which Bill Nye walks the street in, well, a not-so-manly outfit.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

Having an Almost Live! reunion show without any mention of Ross Shafer, and most especially, The Lame List:

Rolling piles of Tim Eyman taking a bath in the Green River wearing a Copenahagen hat LAMENESS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Waiting...

Having to wait 6 years between Almost Live! episodes.

LAME! LAME! LAME!!!!!!

BUT the good news is -- Almost Live! is back!!!!!!!!!!!

One night only, Monday September 12th.

Oh, yeah, and if you've never experienced Almost Live! thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can watch several sketches right here. You'll need Bugmenot, of course, to get in if you're not already registered...