What CAN'T Brown Do for You?

Delivering packages during the day, when people generally work, and not returning after when most people are home from work, except, of course, when they don't NEED a signature, and then not providing a way (either via web site or phone number) for you to tell them what time you WILL be home to sign for the likely-fragile package that they've probably abused.

Heaping piles of brown LAMENESS!!!!